What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 14:48

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
In what ways does Islam oppress women?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
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-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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